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The Funky Chile - Retail Menu — Alamogordo, NM

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215 US-82, Alamogordo, NM, 88310 (555) 555-5555

The Funky Chile - Retail (Alamogordo, NM) carries cannabis across 5 categories — Edibles, Flower and Pre-Rolls make up most of the shelf. Current prices range $3–$50, refreshed hourly. Use the menu below to check stock and compare The Funky Chile - Retail's prices against nearby dispensaries on the same products.

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Today’s special
Up to 10% offConcentrates · 6 deals
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Up to 10% offEdibles · 1 deal
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91 products · all categories

Edibles · 36 products

CockTails: Cherry
.1gGummiesgummies0% THC
$4
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CockTails: Cherry Limeade
.1gGummiesgummies0% THC
$4
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CockTails: Grape
.1gGummiesgummies0% THC
$4
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CockTails: Royal Coconut
.1gGummiesgummies0% THC
$4
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CockTails: Watermelon Lemonade
.1gGummiesgummies0% THC
$4
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PC - Pharm Bar - Basic Dark Chocolate - 100mg
.1gGummiesgummies92% THC
$10
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PC - Pharm Bar - Basic Milk Chocolate - 100mg
.1gGummiesgummies92% THC
$10
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PC - Pharm Bar - Basic White Chocolate - 100mg
.1gGummiesgummies92% THC
$10
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Flower · 24 products

El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre Packed Flower - Tropicana Cherry
Flower
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
Pre Packed Flower - Dirty Douglas
Flower
$6
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Pre Packed Flower - Orange Julius
Flower
$6
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Pre Packed Flower -Strawberry Milk
1gFlower
$6
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El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre Packed Flower - ELF Berry
Flower
$6
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre Packed Flower - ELF Skittlez
Flower
$6
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El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre Packed Flower - GMO
Flower
$6
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre Packed Flower - Mac Dalton
Flower
$6
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Pre-Rolls · 17 products

Pre-Roll - Dirty Douglas
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
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Pre-Roll - Strawberry Milk
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
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El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre-Roll - ELF Berry
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre-Roll - ELF Skittlez
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre-Roll - Funky Chile
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre-Roll - GMO
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
Pre-Roll - Tropicana Cherry
1gPre-Rollssingles
$3
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
Pre-Roll - Premium - Dirty Douglas
1gPre-Rollssingles
$5
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Vapes · 8 products

510 Cart Candy Apple Kush Sauce
1gVapescartridges
$18.50
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
510 Cart ELF Berry Skittlez Sauce
1gVapescartridges
$18.50
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
510 Cart Funky Chile Sauce
1gVapescartridges
$18.50
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
510 Cart MAC Dalton Sauce
1gVapescartridges
$18.50
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El Lumbre Farms
El Lumbre Farms
510 Cart Tularosa Sunrise
1gVapescartridges
$18.50
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
Fuego Stix - ELF Berry Zkittles
1gVapescartridges
$32
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Fuego Stix - Mac Dalton
1gVapescartridges
$32
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Fuego Stix Tularosa Sunrise
1gVapescartridges
$32
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu

Concentrates · 6 products

10% OFF
Badder - Funky chile
Concentratesbadder
$18$20
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
10% OFF
Badder - Garlic Berry
2gConcentratesbadder
$18$20
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
10% OFF
Terp Sugar - Tularosa Sunrise
Concentratessugar
$18$20
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
10% OFF
Diamonds - Berry Miti
2gConcentratesdiamonds
$31.50$35
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
10% OFF
Terp Sugar - Dirty Douglas
2gConcentratessugar
$31.50$35
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
10% OFF
Terp Sugar - GMO
2gConcentratessugar
$31.50$35
Says in stock · updated about an hour agoView on the menu
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